愚人节演讲稿

时间：2023-07-21 21:53:44 文/张东东演讲稿北考网www.beiweimall.com

愚人节演讲稿1

　　今天是愚人节。早上我貌似真的被老天愚弄了一番。今天的英语课是我们学习小组讲本单元的课文背景，这是我们老师Amy昨天晚上发短信过来跟我们说的，然而我收到短信的时候还根本没做好，只是之前稍微找了些资料!于是昨晚立马赶工做PPT。我本以为今天已经把PPT拷到U盘了的，可是到了教室的时候发现没有……无奈，只好立马跑回寝室拷过来!

　　今天讲的时候我更多的不是用英语，而是用中文，因为之前也没有认真准备过，那个PPT上呈现的都只是一些图片，没有任何实质性的内容。而我临时打印出来的资料也很多是文言文……所以就用中文讲了。那时我的汗啊!背都有点湿湿的……

　　晚上是学习标兵的评选活动，我虽然准备了PPT、讲稿，但没怎么去练习，也谈不上去背!其实我的学习成绩也不是最好，从昨天晚上听的那些讲的人到今晚在我之前的几乎每个人都是至少二等奖学金……我的妈啊，我一次二等或一等都没拿过……无所谓了，我一直告诉自己我的定位是：不重结果，只享受其中的过程。我在讲之前一直很紧张……然而我就拿出手机在看看新闻之类的，缓解一下紧张的'心情。效果还不错……等我上去讲的时候已没有之前等待时那么紧张了。我在出示PPT的时候，底下的同学有在笑，可我又不知道他们在笑什么，所以搞得我一头雾水，不知不觉有点变紧张起来，不过还好。本来是准备好讲稿，如果实在不行就按着讲稿念。可是等我真正开始讲的时候，我已经不按讲稿来了，差不多很多都是即兴发挥了。不过我后来在讲PPT的时候意识到原来底下的同学在笑我参加志愿者活动中的“知心姐姐”。汗!我不得不做出一下解释!俺是学心理的，参加这个组织最合适不过了，虽然我是一个男生!不过这有什么关系呢?!

　　我讲着讲着很多我之前准备的都讲漏了，因为讲稿的顺序早已被我打乱了。坐在寝室里我回想着这个过程，发现，以后如果参加这种活动，还不如直接列些要点上去，也不用填充进去会更好，因为我上次给一部门干事开会的时候就是看着那几个要点，即兴扩散。这样的话要点都可以完全囊括了，也可以锻炼我的临场发挥了，免得忘记一些东西……听同学的反馈说我讲的时候太多口头语了，还是和上次上心理学史课一样……唉，这个毛病真麻烦，一不注意就出现了，即使注意了可能也很难改掉!

　　这次学习标兵的评比的结果我相信自己是没戏的，而且我也没怎么在乎!我紧张，只是我在乎我上台的机会，一种锻炼我口才、能力的机会。我作为一名师范生，我迫切希望这种机会，尤其是我这样舞台表演经验不足，容易怯场的人!如果还有机会，我还是会一如既往的参加，即使给我带来的是一次又一次的惨淡结局。I don't care!

愚人节演讲稿2

　　It's OK To Be Paranoid on April Fools' Day .

　　"On April First it's OK to be suspicious about believing anything， too good to be true！" According to a psychologist who has researched past April Fools' Pranks.

　　“Most of us have fun playing harmless April Fools' tricks on each other but some folks inflict cruel and unusual punishment on their friends when their prank gets out of control." says Robert R. Butterworth， Ph.D.， who has developed a list of questions that should be asked before planning an April Fools' prank：

　　Could the prank cause undue anxiety when uncovered？ . Could it be misinterpreted by others as a serious event？ . Does it involve deceiving more than a few people？ . Is an element of fear or risk involved？ . If you were on the receiving end of the prank， would you be upset？

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　　April Fools' Day is a day to play jokes on others， No one knows how this holiday began but people think it first started in France.

　　In the 16 th century， people celebrated New Year's Day from March 25 to April 1. In the mid—1560s King Charles IX changed it from March 25 to January 1. But some people still celebrated in on April 1， so others called them April Fools.

　　Each country celebrates April Fools' Day differently. In France， people call the April Fools “April Fish”. They tape a paper fish to their friends' backs to fool them. When he or she finds this ， they shout “April Fish！”

　　In England， people play jokes only in the morning. You are a “noodle” if someone fools you. In Scotland， April Fools' Day is 48 hours long. They call an April Fool “April Gowk”. Gowk is another name for a cuckoo bird.

　　In the America， people play small jokes on their friends and any other people on the first of Aprol. They may point down to your shoe and say， “ Your shoelace is untied.” If you believe them and look down to see， you are an April Fool then.

愚人节演讲稿4

　　1st April is a day to be careful， or you could easily get tricked by someone. It’s April fool’s Day， a day when people traditionally like to try to make a fool of someone else and laugh at them.

　　There are lots of theories surrounding the origins of the day， but one explanation is connected with the change in the calendar in the 16th century， which meant that 1st April was no longer the beginning of the year. Those who still celebrated the New Year on 1st April were called fools.

　　So what kind of pranks do people play on April fool’s Day？ Well， there are lots of simple tricks that you can play on your friends. For example， you could wear a black sweater and pull a piece of white thread through it， so that people try to pull it off. You could change the time on someone’s alarm clock so that they’re late for work. Or glue a coin to the floor and see how many people try to pick it up.

　　All these are small—scale practical jokes which you might play on one other person or a few people. But there’s also a tradition of large companies attempting to fool a lot of people. For example a burger restaurant once claimed that they were introducing a left—handed burger！

　　In particular， the media often try to make people believe something which is not true. Newspapers publish some ludicrous stories every year， although some of them are actually true. It’s entertaining to try to guess which stories are true and which are fake. In the April Fool’s stories， they often include a clue to the fact that it’s a joke. For example the name of an ‘expert’ quoted in the article might be an anagram of ‘April Fool’.

　　Radio and television programmes have also fooled many people by broadcasting reports which are untrue. One programme announced the invention of an amazing new weight—loss product — water which contained minus calories！

　　And one of the most famous hoaxes ever was broadcast by the BBC itself in 1957！ A very serious news programme called Panorama reported on the poor spaghetti harvest in Switzerland， and showed pictures of farmers picking spaghetti from trees！ Hundreds of people were taken in and wrote to the BBC asking how to grow their own spaghetti.

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　　To end our special news bulletin， said the voice of the television announcer， we're going over to the macaroni fields of Calabria. Macaroni has been grown in this area for over six hundred years. Two of the leading growers， Giuseppe Moldova and Riccardo Brabante， tell me that they have been expecting a splendid crop this year and harvesting has begun earlier than usual. Here you can see two workers who， between them， have just finished cutting three cartloads of golden brown macaroni stalks. The whole village has been working day and night gathering and threshing this year's crop before the September rains. On the right， you can see Mrs. Brabante herself. She has been helping her husband for thirty years now. Mrs. Brabante is talking to the manager of the local factory where the crop is processed. This last scene shows you what will happen at the end of the harvest： the famous Calabrian macaroni—eating competition！ Signor Fratelli， the present champion， has won it every year since 1991. And that ends our special bulletin for today， Thursday， April lst. We're now going back to the studio.

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　　In western countries， the annual April 1st "fool's Day" means a person can play a variety of tricks and don't have to bear the consequences. Called a "fool's Day joke" your trick will be forgive.

　　This is a distinction between soft hearted and hard hearted day， soft hearted person who made that they have been cheated， but look very foolish. A woman set a few years to save her from the other women get a business card， and no notice of their intention to obtain a number of friends there， and then with a lot of this kind of business card to go fool's day party. She brazenly people flirt， suggesting that spend the night with her would be "not fair" of pleasure， and gave each one requires the men meet again a another woman card.

　　Undoubtedly， during this holiday， magic goods stores will be refurbished to provide a lot of tricks. For example， sit up will happen harsh noise cushion； row will be fireworks after the match； and for those who want to fit a ball at the other faces of the people ready sarcoma， fake nose， glasses， beard and putty.

愚人节演讲稿7

　　同学们，早上好!

　　今天我国旗下讲话的主题是：诚实守信

　　今天是西方的愚人节。

　　西方人把愚弄别人变成了一个节日，可中国人没有这样的节日，于是在早几年前，报纸常常会发生把人家的愚人节的新闻当作真实的新闻来转载，闹了天大的笑话。不过，不知者不为过，也没有什么好说的。

　　西方人在愚人节这一天里，我可以捉弄你，你也可以捉弄我，但是大家很公平公开，都有心理准备。这种捉弄带有儿戏的性质，是完全无害的，因为其中并不掺杂任何功利的心思，他们不会兜售假冒伪劣产品，不会把自己的私利说成国家利益。他们的这种快乐是双方共享的，一旦看到对方就要真正被愚弄，愚人者立即会揭穿自己，及时终止恶作剧。说到底，

　　这是诚实守信的人玩的游戏。只有诚实守信的人才能享受的快乐，偶而享受一下“不诚实”的乐趣。

　　而我们的国情就不一样了，表面上虽然没有愚人节，但是愚弄人的事情却随时都有，官员可以糊弄百姓，朋友可以忽悠朋友，老乡可以骗取老乡，愚人的事情让你防不胜防，如果像国外那样，要忽悠人只限在4月1日这一天，过了这一天大家都别玩花招，老老实实照章办事，诚实守信，那样大家活得都不累。可是，现在，特别是在市场经济的今天，国人一个个聪明绝顶，花招玩得十分娴熟，惟利是图让许多人忘记了做人的道义，忘记了善良。现在是天天愚人节，让社会陷入了信任危机，长此以往，真是国将不国。所以现在政府正致力于诚信建设，任重道远。

　　诚实守信，是中华民族的优良传统。人们也经常讲诚信，在学校里同样要求我们的老师同学讲诚信。可是，部分同学的诚信意识还是比较薄弱。犯了错误，他们宁可说谎欺骗老师、家长。甚至更为严重的还存在着诚信危机。如考试作弊，抄袭作业，破坏校园公物等等，这些行为，严重影响到一个人的道德品质。

　　我们知道，一个领导干部如果不讲诚信，那么他在群众中就没有威信;一个企业家，如果不讲诚信，那么，他在商业竞争中就难以取胜。一个学生，如果他不守诚信，那么他就会养成不诚实的习惯，将来无法在社会上立足!

　　所以我希望大家能够从我做起，从小事做起，做一名诚实守信的中学生。我们有可能管不了社会上的事，但我们应该能管好自己，做一个诚信的人吧!在这里向大家提三点要求：

　　(一)诚实待人，严格要求自己，言行一致，不说谎，不抄袭、不作弊。以真诚的言行对待他人，作业和考试求真实。

　　(二)做到守时、守信、有责任心，承诺的事情一定要做到，言必信、行必果。犯了错误，勇于承担应有的责任，知错就改。

　　(三)遵守法律法规、校规校纪和社会公德的教育，培养法律意识和规则意识，具备良好的道德品质。

　　试想，如果我们自己，我们身边的每个人都能做到诚信，那么明天该会多么明净，多么美好!

　　不诚实的人是不需要节日的，他们天天过愚人节。

　　最后祝所有诚实守信的人节日快乐!

　　谢谢大家!

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